'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Throws Shoe At Store Employee

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Mar 2, 2021 2:30 PM EST

Feeling like the whole world doesn't cater to your needs like they're supposed to? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here! She's dealt with every manager across the country, so she has loads of experience getting what she wants when she wants it. Because she's such a good Samaritan, she shares her tips for living your best life and getting everything your heart desires on a weekly basis!

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  • Organism - Dear Karen.. My next-door neighbors allow their very suspicious son to work on his very flashy car in their garage, which we get a direct view of from our house. I don't want my son to be influenced by this tacky hoodlum's behavior. What do you suggest? - Supermom
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  • Organism - Dear Supermom, Tell this hoodlum he must work on his car with the garage door closed and out of view. If he fails to comply, call the police immediately. I have a feeling that "working on a car" is a front for something else - perhaps drug activity. Of course, forbid your son from exchanging even a word with him. Keep your 88 son and neighborhood safe, Supermom! - Karen
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  • Eyelash - Dear Karen.. I am both a proud Karen and an even prouder manager. After a customer slapped one of my employees in the face, I informed the employee that it was his fault for not doing his I'M NOT EASY job correctly, but I'm not TO MANAGE getting through to him. Any tips? - Karen the Manager pedcock
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  • Facial expression - Dear Karen the Manager, Kindly remind this dunce of an employee of the following motto: "the customer is ALWAYS right." 88 No exceptions. Have him repeat it over and over again until he internalizes it. Otherwise, he should find another job. - Karen
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  • Eyelash - Dear Karen.. DSW didn't offer my shoe size for a specific type of sneakers I wanted. The employee told me I could order the sneakers in my size to the store, but I needed them immediately. Waiting two to three business days just wouldn't do, so I threw other shoes at the employee. Security But what did l ever do? proceeded to throw me out. Where did I go wrong? - Shopping Spree Bee
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  • Organism - Dear Shopping Spree Bee, Employees are generally even more incompetent than the manager. Next time, speak to the manager before resorting to a physical complaint. If the manager is also unable to provide you with the shoes you want immediately, then throwing shoes at the staff is completely appropriate. May I suggest shopping on Zappos so you can avoid these imbeciles in 88 the future? - Karen
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